//definitions

mig-nif-i-cence [noun]: a display of excessive awesomeness, in relation to the traits of miguel de leon. "holy fuck, look at jimmy, that white boy is gonna get so tan, intelligent, and indie if he keeps on listening to rilo kiley, studying linguistics, and basking in the sun-piss today. he's garnering a sense of mignificence. don't you wanna fuck him?"

nate-ness [noun]: a display of jumping from social scene to social scene, almost haphazardly; in addition to a nonchalant attitude to showing off effeminate traits in a heterosexual way; in relation to the traits of nate zablan. "no, riley is not gay. just because he listens to pseudo-independent music and pledges an elitist attitude toward mainstream music and watches queer eye everyone and then is only a display of pure nateness. he's so fucking hot."

cot [noun]: see God. "cotdamn, she was fugly. i can't believe i woke up next to her. she even had an adam's apple."

//von tired
i'm tired of von dutch. upon careful thought, i thought up several alternatives that i'd enjoy, in association with mig, that would make this section pretty cotdamn mignificent in all it's nateness.

von pilipino
von scandinavian [mig]
von chinese ...in chinese characters [mig]
von middle eastern ...in arabic script [joint effort]
von jew ...there's a bigger story past this one [mig] (think trucker yarmelkes)
von ethiopian
von tibetian (under siege by von chinese)

...if anyone else has any suggestions, leave a comment!

---edit---
nicole came up with the following:
von acadian (or von canadian)
von mick (or von irish)