//emo//NOT HUNGOVER!!!
//song//konstantine (with new verses) : something corporate

//awesome
yesterday was, like, totally, the most awesome thursday in the history of thursdays.

//apple
seriously...the apple store rocks. yes, i had to kick chris out, but we had to meet il. but, dude...i love that store. oh, and i want an apple now. screw pcs.

//iliana
yesterday was the first time that chris and i had met iliana in person. good times. cool girl...at the mall, i think i may have made a decent impression. at the concert was another story.

//freedom
i don't have a problem with the french. but, the institution of freedom fries is laughable. you won't see me freedom kissing anybody, so you can shove your freedom fries up your ass. anyways. so, chris, il, and i threw our change into a pot and decided to go to mcdonalds and order some fries...freedom fries.

cashier: can i help you?
me: yes. i'd like some small freedom fries.
cashier: what?
me: (louder) small. freedom. fries. freedom fries.
(female cashier next to him holds back laughter, manager is confused)
me: (still loud) freeeeedom fries. small freeeedom fries.
cashier: um...that'll be $1.08
me: oh, okay...for the freeeeedom fries. okay. i've got change i gotta get rid of, hold on.
(drop all my change, $2.00 about, on the floor)
me: oh shit. damnit...hold on. (on the ground, grabbing change, counting it)...okay...here's a quarter, oh, and another, here's a dime...okay...here's the rest.

//seven
okay. i've gotta tell you...i didn't plan on getting sh_tfaced before the show. but...things happen.

so, before the show chris and i go to his old friends' apartment. good times. then, i was all like do you have anything to drink? and he was all like well...we've got water...and vodka. what do you want?

if you know me, then you know my answer. if you don't know me, you'll figure it out.

so, i have one shot. chase it down with a cookie.
i have another shot. chase it down with a cookie.

chris and chris are still playing mario kart,
so i decide to have another shot. chase it down with a hershey's kiss.

chris and chris are still playing mario kart,
so i decide to have, yet, another shot. and another shot. chase it down with another hershey's kiss.

chris and chris are still playing mario kart,
chris, if you lose, then i'm gonna have a sixth shot. if you win, i'm gonna have a seventh shot.
which chris are you talking to?
no answer. shot six. hershey's kiss.

okay, we've gotta bail and go to the concert, we'll be back after the show.
wait, chris, hold on, one more thing.
seventh shot. hershey's kiss.

oh...i left out this important note: this all took place within a 10-15 minute period.

well...at the concert, i was fairly inebriated, to put it lightly.

as iliana put it: i looked like i was gonna pass out during the opening bands.

it was still fun...but, i think i ended up scaring iliana and olga.

//filling.the[gaps]
okay...so, rx bandits and mae dropped the tour...so, who was gonna fill in the gaps?

well...the format opened, we caught the end of the set, and iliana was disappointed...rightfully so. we were expecting better.

filling in for mae...days away...not bad...i was hella drunk at the time...but i liked them.

then...surprise: rx bandits ended up showing up...i was hella surprised...and super psyched to hear decrescendo live...they rock live.

something corporate comes on stage, with the ominous piano center stage, of course. i was semi-sobered up by then...and i enjoyed it. crowd surfed. moshed during hurricane. awesome times.

//today
poly sci final.
meeting up with carina and connecticut friend.
yeah buddy.