//you.can.find.me//in_fullerton
//m.ood//more.than.merry
//song.in.head//plucked : something corporate
//be.cause//i just got ready...break in the mail yesterday.

//ebay.and((canadians))_rock
i was quite happy yesterday when i opened my mailbox, to find junk mail and a cd-shaped parcel addressed to me...which meant one thing: something corporate's independant release: ready...break. you can totally rely on on-line auctioning to find obscure items (you see, that cd is no longer published, and cannot be found in stores)...this copy came from ottowa, canada.

i love canadians.

they sell me rare music.

they read my weblog.

they gave us mike myers and hockey.

yay for canada.

//what_the.hell_are-we_preparing((for))
i made an observation a week ago...and it made me think:

a current fashion trend is the cargo pant/short/skirt/capri.

a current vehicle trend is the sports utility vehicle (suv). or, if you're rich enough: the hummer.

for me, i see this over-taking the upper-middle class suburbs...and it makes you think: are we preparing for some sort of jungle expedition or some sort of war?

i mean, a lot of suburbanites are scared shitless to go into the inner city, let alone going into some unknown territory.

see...i think that there's an underground suburban movement to rebel against something...but i don't know what.

i mean...first it was the cargo bottoms, then it was the suvs...what's next??

see...we've got the war/expedition apparel, and we've got the vehicles, all we need now is artillery...when fashion guns start invading the fashion cat-walk, then we know what's going on here...

there's a war brewing...oh, yes, there is a war brewing...the upper-middle class is preparing for war...

and in upper-middle class communities, the 25-40 age group breeds like there is no tomorrow...every single newlywed couple on my neighborhood street seems to be popping babies out left and right...every damn week i see some new baby sign out on someone's front lawn. i think they're breeding ARMIES!!! little suburban armies.

i can see it now...in a few years, on style television: the tommy hilfiger machete: expedition american style...followed by the donatella versace ak47 for the stylish suburban soldier.

(off the subject, but maya rudolph of saturday night live is HOT.)

//boot
now that i've successfully stirred paranoia into the hearts of my blog-readers...tee-hee...

by the way...if you've taken anything i've said seriously: share the drugs.

but, yeah...i'm done for the morning.

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slow karate doesnt go that fast
bring your taekwando, i'll kick your ass
--locale a.m. : slow karate