//6 questions that drag my emotional status down
1//why won't they ever call back?
2//why are they all taken?
3//why do they all date these assholes?
4//why am i always just the fucking friend (that gets no fucking of any kind)?
5//why do vegetables taste so bad? (off subject...but...yeah)
6//why isn't there a conventional reason in modern society to just talk to an attractive woman that passes your way?

i swear...this shit was easier when people would misconstrue my sexuality, at least there was a glimpe of a reason for this crap.