//this or that tuesday

Who is:

1. Sexier (female)...Pamela Anderson or Jennifer Garner?
jennifer garner...i go for brunettes moreso than for blondes.

2. Sexier (male)...Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?
ben affleck...again with the brunette thing, in a heterosexual way.

3. The better piano player...Billy Joel or Elton John?
elton...don't much care for billy.

4. Funnier...David Letterman or Craig Kilborn?
kilborn...but neither is any match for conan.

5. The dumber cartoon cat...Stimpy (of *Ren & Stimpy*) or Tom (of *Tom & Jerry*)?
stimpy...all the way...and funnier.

6. A better news anchor...Tom Brokaw or Dan Rather?
tom brokaw.

7. A better TV chef...Emeril Lagasse or Jacques Pepin?
umm...i only watch the food channel for iron chef...so...i can't say.

8. The trashier talk show host...Maury Povich or Jerry Springer?
jerry springer...he exploits bad acting.

9. The worse fast food burger joint...McDonald's or Burger King?
burger king...i just ate mickey-d's for breakfast.

10. Thought-provoking question of the week: Only a handful of U.S. Presidents have been considered to be *great* Of the following two, which one do you consider to be greater...Franklin D. Roosevelt or Abraham Lincoln? Why?
franklin d. roosevelt. good ol' abe only freed the slaves as a political manuever to piss off the southerners, at least that's what i think, so i question his motives. (wow...i might get in trouble for that last answer...)