be sure to scroll down to see today's previous entry...especially because it has the infamous why we think nate is gay list from 2002. fun stuff. check it out.

//pointless psychobabble spawned from friday's ideas
the rudyard salinger performing arts center would like to present the roald kipling musical production of chicago!

(applause)

roald: umm...sorry guys, we've run into a little trouble. but, don't worry, we were prepared for this. first off, richard gere, queen latifah, renee zellweger, and catherine zeta-jones have all had their flights cancelled because they were snowed in...but, we got some great celebrities to make up for this, we've got kevin bacon, britney spears, shakira, and lil kim to fill their shoes...but...um...also. we, kinda lost the rights to perform chicago, so, now, we'll be performing peoria.

(audience silence)

roald: peoria is near chicago...anyways...without further ado...shakira will now sing the opening number: all that ja--err...bluegrass.

2 and a half hours later.

audience member: that was amazing. i especially enjoyed charlie sheen's version of mr. saran wrap.
audience member 2: no, what was great was the cell block square dance.

//ANYWAYS...
knowing that was neither funny nor necessary, i'll give you more of the same by describing my day. and how it feels to be nate zablan today. because i'm studelicious (stud+delicious=me).

i know my calculus.
it says U + ME = US.

i asked one of my friends what she's going to do when she gets out of jail, and she replied:
i'm gonna have some fun.
i went on to ask what she considers fun, and she says:
fun, natural, fun.
and i'm like, cool.

then another friend says that he's a hustler, baby--he just wanted me to know that it isn't where he's been, rather, where he's about to go. then he tells some girl that he just wants to love her and be who he is, explaining that with all his cash that the girl can forget her man. then he asks the girl to give it to him. and i ask him you mean that funk, that sweet, that nast', that gushy stuff?.

interesting day thus far.

actually, i was richard cheese-ing it in lab class today...since we had an easy lab, i was bored, and started singing lounge versions of popular songs off the top of my head (air force ones, it's tricky, fresh prince). jolly fun.

i think i'm gonna be spending some (meaning a lot) of time at disneyland next week, as it will be spring break. i've just gotta find people to chill with.

okay...i'm done for the day. read the earlier entry if you haven't already. it's good fun.

what i really want to do right now is make out. making out sounds like a lot of fun right now.

so does getting my bones jumped...but, hey...life ain't perfect.

i lie awake
i've gone to ground
i'm watching porn
in my hotel dressing gown
-- zero 7 : destiny